"Was there a point to this story, or are you just lonely?"
"When I want you're opinion, Hell will have frozen over."
"Somtimes I try so hard.... this, however, isn't one of those times."
"I fell your pain. Would you like to feel some of mine?"
"When I woke up this morning, I had one nerve left. You are now on it."
"Have you tried www.pissoff.com?"
"Oh, keep talking, I was just wondering what you'd look like with two black eyes."
"Have you ever tried to pick your teeth up off the floor with broken fingers?"
"Oh, shit... was I supposed to care about that?"
"I have a better idea... why don't you go fuck yourself, and I'll sit here and finish my coffee?"