I can see the commercials now...

"Wait honey, where are you going?"
"Mmmmmmmmmph!! Mmmm MMmmmimmg mmmm mmm mmm mmmmph!"

*cut to testimonial interview*

"I hated seeing my boyfriend run off to the bathroom to spit my babies in to the toilet every time we had oral loving. I cum in his mouth and he gets this look on his face like a cat licking shit off a thistle"

*edit to other testimonial interview*

"I knew it hurt his feelings whenever I treated his spooge like a dead goldfish, but it quite frankly tasted like a dead goldfish!"

*Informational voiceover segment with close ups on Semenex bottle and nutritional information*

*cut to post oral sex scene*

"Wait honey, where are going?"
"Mmmmmmmmmph!! Mmmm MMmmmimmg mmmm mmm mmm mmmmph!"
"The bathroom?! You mean you still want to spit it out?!"
*GULP* "Spit it out?! No way! I'm going to go mix you another glass of Semenex! Get ready to spray the back of my throat with your DNA again!"

*cut to ending shot of 2 guys with semen moustaches holding up glasses of Semenex with big, jizz coated smiles and giving thumbs up*
*voiceover*
"Semenex... the freshmaker!"