I can tell you for sure that if I were the president of Coke and you photographed a model fucking a dog (okay, extreme example) I would be all over. Now I might not be so upset over a guy just standing there naked and wearing my t-shirt because it's free advertising. But why take the chance. You never know who is going to freak and who isn't.

Shit, Ellen has jacuzzi as the word of the day. And because Cynthia Nixon said whirlpool and roman bath beforehand, and because Ellen said, "Yeah it's like that. Another word for that." The lawyer for jacuzzi sent Ellen a long-winded letter clarifying how the word jacuzzi should be used and asking her to stop using it incorrectly. It was insane and of course just made the folks at Jacuzzi appear really nutso, but it's a good example.

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