Quote Originally Posted by Bec
Butt measurements


A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
looks over at his wife and says:
"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big.
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
grill and then went over to where his wife's bottom was.

"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the
barbecue!!!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He
makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him
off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going
to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?
that's hillarious. First adult joke I've been told in a while. For some reason, most poeple want to tell me clean jokes. For example...my mom told me one last night...

A guy walks into a drs office and says "doc, ya gotta help me."
The dr asks "what seems to be the problem? where do you hurt?"
The guy states "I think I'm a moth."
There's a pause for a sec, and the dr says "I think this is a bit out of my area. Perhaps you should seek therapy."
The guy replies "yeah. I guess so. I just thought I'd walk in cause I saw the light on."

I know. It's bad. ...but it's a nice balance to seeing porn all day.