Yeah, I know it's a scary thing to actually dive into the world of motorcycles, but You'll be glad you did. The best thing to do is take one of the rider training courses offered at a lot of community colleges. Most Harley Dealerships will also offer a course, and they supply the bike for you to use. You show up on Friday, and by Sunday, you've got a licence.

I'd start with a small used bike, 'cause you're gonna fall down so much that it's gonna get really banged up. You might wanna try reading "The Complete Idiots guide to Motorcycles"... it's a great read, even if you don't actually wanna ride.

Vroom.