I've been taught a lot of different high pressure sales techniques. The worst was when I tried to sell memberships to a fitness center.

We were taught that when you pitch a I woman to buy a membership and she says, <b>"I have to ask my husband"</b>, our response was supposed to be, <b>"Did you ask your husband if it was okay to get fat, too?"</b>

Needless to say, I quit that job pretty quickly.