Hey Dart,

Good to see you here. Sorry you're fretting, but last night it was my turn. Read some stuff about this obscenity task force that's amassing in DC. It's scary shit when other people start to decide what they think is obscene. I've been fighting all week with a link list operator because I have three pictures on my site where a man has four fingers in another man's bum so the link list rejected my whole site because they don't allow site that feature "fisting." I'm sorry, I though it was only fisting when you heard the suction kick in and the thumb slide in for home. Meanwhile, get this, they have numerous sites already listed in their quaint directory that encourage you to explore their galleries full of fisting. Morons.

Anyway, this whole week had me whipped right into a frenzy last night and my poor host Chili Host caught the brunt of it. Luke's an amazing man and friend and he held my hand and patted my head. At the end of it I decided it's time to move my empire from the pristine lands of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ to a place where a little boy sticks his finger in a dyke.

And btw, xstr8guy and partner are arriving to our fair city on Tuesday. We should get together and have a beer and see who we can tie up.

Cheers
Dzinerbear