Oh, and back to the original topic (how do we always manage to turn everything into some kind of depreaved sex act discussion?)... Drinking 8-10 glasses of water a day can increase your metabolism enough to burn an extra two pounds of fat per month. It decreases your chance of kidney stones, and even reduces tooth decay.

And when people get on your nerves, you can make them a laughing stock by pouring one of those glasses down the front of their pants.