:hmmph:

I watched Oprah one day .. it was all about dieting.

Enter the snack division.
Oh My ! Oprah was all excited over the chocolate fudge pop. No no .. its melting .. what's a diva to do?

She went down on it like she was seasoned`ho.

From the look on her face, her lustful lip licking and the laughter in the audience .. it was pretty clear she was lovin' that popcycle like it was a piece of well-hung meat.

Another half a minute and I swear she would have deep-throated it!