How do you measure up??
You have made 100.34375 gallons and 837.409132625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 7.1355555555556 football fields!
You have killed approximately 4,623,840,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 25688 kittens.
Robert J. Warren
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