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    have a Recipe for FAKE CUM anyone?

    so far i've got "Quarter cup of sweet condensed milk, 1 egg white,
    and add sugar until you reach desired thickness." maybe i should've posted on recipes.com huh?

    any better ideas? maybe something not as sticky and stinky?


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    Big Hands/Big Feet=Expensive shoes & gloves! Mansized's Avatar
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    I'm sorry. Can't help you there.
    I only deal in real cum.:goof:


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    this is what i DON'T want

    check out these pics from a webmaster who failed miserably at engineering fake cum


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    I'll tell you a REALLY good recipe for fake cum...

    Remember that white glue you used in preschool? PVA Glue i think its called over in the States, take 1 table spoon of that and 2 table spoons of water and shake them together in a container for about 10 seconds really vigorously.

    Not to much though you want the mixture to look cum-like.

    That stuff if done right seriously looks like the real stuff, we used to hurl it at each other in college in art lessons and it looks so damn realistic its crazy.

    It needs to be cleaned off pretty quickly though unless you wait for it to dry and peel it off then.

    Give that a try honestly it looks like the real stuff

    Regards,

    Lee


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    mmm interesting... what's what i was looking for when i was gonna start shooting guys. Oh well.. i'll save this recipe for later


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    Have an idea and make it come to life! Gary-Alan's Avatar
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    Originally posted by Lee
    I'll tell you a REALLY good recipe for fake cum...

    Remember that white glue you used in preschool? PVA Glue i think its called over in the States,
    You can also use Elmer's non-toxic white school glue... so if you do have a "lick it up" shot, you can do use and no one will get sick.

    But if it's just a "money shot" and no one is going to be licking it up :goof: Get a bottle of Lubraderm lotion with a squeeze spout, it is very close, and the spout makes for decent "projection".

    Have fun!
    GA


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