Well - let me start
1) I use to be a minister and spent 7 years in a seminary
3) I have been in this industry for 9 years
4) I own a molucaan cockatoo
5) I do not beleive in past lives - not now - not in 1867 not in 1721 nor in 1549 or 1253....
6) Babysitting my niece when she was a baby, I used adhesive tape when I couldnt get her diapers to stay up - alot of it
7) In seminary I played a joke on a pastor by pretending to masturbate in the toilet then sprayed mayo all over him
8) Regarding sex - Im just like every other guy - oven mitts, spatchula, KY Jelly and a Shop Vac
9) I refer to newfoundland sheep farmers as Pimps
10) Funny thing about meeting porn stars - their personality usually destroys any fantasy I may have had about them and cant stand seeing any more vid's with them in it.