Which crime would you choose to commit?
My sister just asked me this on one of those 'forward to a friend' things and i honesty wouldnt know what i would do LOL
If you folks could commit any crime and get away with it, what would it be?
Regards,
Lee
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Which crime would you choose to commit?
My sister just asked me this on one of those 'forward to a friend' things and i honesty wouldnt know what i would do LOL
If you folks could commit any crime and get away with it, what would it be?
Regards,
Lee
Is eternal pain a crime?
hmm - I thought about it... death is not worth for a living creature to be punished with since it ends the pain
Psychologic warfare is not a crime either...
DEV...
let's see the email...
nothing like forging another link in a chain letter!
Hmm, this doesn't fit my super hero fantasy one ... but if I could get away with tracking down a ship full of laundered mob money like in the Lethal Weapon movie with Mel Gibson ... that'd be cool! Not traceable, and I'm not really doing a crime if I'm robbing the mob am I ?? :pimp:
That is so easy MURDER!!
I have a list...
Lee
:) , funny miami b
If you have a list, wouldnt mass murder be a better crime to commit? LOL
Regards,
Lee
:bow: I wouldn't mind defrauding the bank. ^_^ Happy millions in a special non-taxable spot.
I think it's based on my mood at the timeQuote:
Originally Posted by Lee
(Disclaimer: Examples stated are rhetorical and stated for sake of topic)
IE:
Nostalgic: Recreate the crimes of Jack the Ripper to better understand His/Her methodology and reasoning.
Frisky: Kidnap a bus load of Midgets, dress them up like Gremlins and make them live in the back yard. (Think Island of Dr. Moreau)
Demented: I would sell handbags and shoes made from the skin of white, black and Asian babies (prolly the flawless skin of a fetus)
Inflicting pain on people who feel free to inflict it on others with no consequence.
Murdering people who deserve it isn't really murder ... it's like justice.
Theft on a massive scale! Stealing all of the gold from edited* or something like that.
If I was rich beyond my widest dreams, I wouldn't need to worry about getting revenge on my enemies. I'd be too busy enjoying my life.
*I guess even joking about that could cause problems nowdays. ;)
Actually Jim thats a pretty good one, i think id do something like that too, anyone fancy a vacation to KY anytime soon? ;)
Regards,
Lee
Might as well do it right -- something along the lines of Oceans 11.
Pulling some BIG money from a bank.. and I mean REAL BIG money.. wouldn't hurt them much anyway. Regardless how much I would take they would be filling up the loss within days or maybe a week.
And money can buy ANYTHING !!!
I'd sing in a bathtub in Pennsylvania. :tubgirl: Preferably "Gloria" by Laura Brannigan.
... and this qualifies as a crime?? (must have a terrible singing voice...)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lazer
Since I was a kid, its robbing a bank...
LOL! well I do, but that hardly stops me....Quote:
Originally Posted by Bec
Really tho, it's a crime (or at least was at some point)... you know how every state has, or used to have, those wacky laws like (from crazylaws.com): you can't sing in a bathtub in PA, or throw pickle juice on a trolley in Rhode Island, or, if you're a moose (and I know some of you are) you can't have sex in the streets of Fairbanks, Alaska...and so on...
I think some of them are now defunct, but I'm sure a surprising amount are still valid.......so learn 'em, cuz ignorantia juris non excusat, and all that...
I'd have to say the traffic violation that got me my last ticket. I'm still waiting for the actual ticket to come in the mail to see how much I owe. What a racket.
You know, I thought about killing someone at first, but then I realized, "Why would I want to do something horrible like that?" Even for my worst enemies, I wouldn't wish death upon them. It's just not who I am. Thank God.
For me, it would be all about doing the Robin Hood thing. Stealing from the rich to give to the poor (namely, ME). If there was some way to figure out how to rip off some wealthy conglomerate who never gave back to the world in any way--or, better yet, an evil corporate company like Clear Channel or Microsoft--then you can bet I'd be all over that shit. Then I would keep a big portion of the money for myself and establish a production company to produce quality entertainment and also begin a foundation/scholarship/training camp for young gay filmmakers.
Bank robbery, of course.
Ooooh, my old answer to that question used to be to bind & r*pe Tipper Gore with a giant strap-on dildo while playing Darling Nikki over and over again, but I've evolved since then . . .
I think I'd like to be able to live in a rich, famous person's house while they're on vacation with no one detecting my presence and be able to go through all of their things, try on their clothes, bathe in their tub(s) use all their cosmetics, etc. And maybe get to spy on them from within their house for a night, too. Totally undetected!! I can't even think of who I'd want to do this too . . . maybe Madonna. It would be even better to be able to shoot content the whole time and use it without ever getting into trouble.
Let's just say the game Grand Theft Auto Vice City allows me to do just that. If only the cheat codes worked in real life. *le sigh*
Beat Bill Gates senseless for this nightmare called Vista!! :catfight:
Oh BTW new member to the board here. Hello Everyone :cowboy:
Welcome to the community Greg, why not start a new thread and introduce yourself to us properly? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by gregslinks
Regards,
Lee
I was just on my way to do that when my Vista PC crashed! :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lee
But seriously my intro is posted
Thanks Lee