If You Could Commit Any Crime Once And Not Get Punished..

[Bec]

I'd sing in a bathtub in Pennsylvania. :tubgirl: Preferably "Gloria" by Laura Brannigan.

... and this qualifies as a crime?? (must have a terrible singing voice...)

[phil64]

Since I was a kid, its robbing a bank...

[Lazer]

... and this qualifies as a crime?? (must have a terrible singing voice...)

LOL! well I do, but that hardly stops me....

Really tho, it's a crime (or at least was at some point)... you know how every state has, or used to have, those wacky laws like (from crazylaws.com): you can't sing in a bathtub in PA, or throw pickle juice on a trolley in Rhode Island, or, if you're a moose (and I know some of you are) you can't have sex in the streets of Fairbanks, Alaska...and so on...

I think some of them are now defunct, but I'm sure a surprising amount are still valid.......so learn 'em, cuz ignorantia juris non excusat, and all that...

[DonMike]

I'd have to say the traffic violation that got me my last ticket. I'm still waiting for the actual ticket to come in the mail to see how much I owe. What a racket.

[XXXWriterDude]

You know, I thought about killing someone at first, but then I realized, "Why would I want to do something horrible like that?" Even for my worst enemies, I wouldn't wish death upon them. It's just not who I am. Thank God.

For me, it would be all about doing the Robin Hood thing. Stealing from the rich to give to the poor (namely, ME). If there was some way to figure out how to rip off some wealthy conglomerate who never gave back to the world in any way--or, better yet, an evil corporate company like Clear Channel or Microsoft--then you can bet I'd be all over that shit. Then I would keep a big portion of the money for myself and establish a production company to produce quality entertainment and also begin a foundation/scholarship/training camp for young gay filmmakers.

[Madame0120]

Bank robbery, of course.

[Trixie]

Ooooh, my old answer to that question used to be to bind & r*pe Tipper Gore with a giant strap-on dildo while playing Darling Nikki over and over again, but I've evolved since then . . .

I think I'd like to be able to live in a rich, famous person's house while they're on vacation with no one detecting my presence and be able to go through all of their things, try on their clothes, bathe in their tub(s) use all their cosmetics, etc. And maybe get to spy on them from within their house for a night, too. Totally undetected!! I can't even think of who I'd want to do this too . . . maybe Madonna. It would be even better to be able to shoot content the whole time and use it without ever getting into trouble.

[helixcash_sean]

Let's just say the game Grand Theft Auto Vice City allows me to do just that. If only the cheat codes worked in real life. *le sigh*

[gregslinks]

Beat Bill Gates senseless for this nightmare called Vista!! :catfight:
Oh BTW new member to the board here. Hello Everyone :cowboy:

[Lee]

Beat Bill Gates senseless for this nightmare called Vista!! :catfight:
Oh BTW new member to the board here. Hello Everyone :cowboy:

Welcome to the community Greg, why not start a new thread and introduce yourself to us properly?

Regards,

Lee

[gregslinks]

Welcome to the community Greg, why not start a new thread and introduce yourself to us properly?

Regards,

Lee

I was just on my way to do that when my Vista PC crashed!
But seriously my intro is posted
Thanks Lee