Quote Originally Posted by DonMike View Post
... I'll tell everyone about how you tried to get me drunk in Vegas and take advantage of me... oh wait, that really happened. Shit. Oh well. :goof:
Oh, come now, deary - did he really need to get you drunk? I think not.
You are like the submissive puppy (or pet if you prefer), that lays on his back, waiting (more like begging) for some person to offer a scratch, all the while hoping they will go a little lower.

Know how I know this?
*laying on my back, with all four pointing up, holding a sign stating "will bow, &/or wow, for scratch"*