hhmm, perhaps i should come out to my parents, show them some of boys .

they may surprise me and not care. i know mum has a vibrator. my was pissed one night and came downstairs waiving it about asking my sister if shed pinched the batteries out of it (i mean, as if!). she had her boyfriend round at the time. funny thing is they called it richard which amused me as dad was a church warden and the vicar was called richard but they swore it was because richard means dick or something.