Oh, and there's the lovely term I heard on one of those janky $5 DVD compilations put out by a straight company that had no idea how to market gay... they had a commercial for some 900 number in between scenes that had the model saying "I'm just dying to have your hot cock in my turdbox" or something close to that. "Turdbox" became a running joke on one of our recent shoots, all the models latched onto the term.

Quite the turnoff for me, thank you.