Quote Originally Posted by Xstr8guy View Post
I guess during all of my years as a "straight" man I developed a way to block out the women and their anatomy and just concentrate on the guy.
That also requires using the mute button . Cuz damn, them straight porn directors sure seem to like their female models loud. It bypasses sexy and heads straight in to absurdly comical!

One of the funniest things about our straight sex site was having to coach the girls we were working with to keep the noise down. They just figured we'd want them to huff and puff and rant and rave and moan and groan and scream and whimper at the top of their lungs with every thrust received but we had to be like "Noooo... this video is about the GUY! So... keep it down! Loose lips sink ships!"