I could see homosexual undertones in Rudolph, as in Rudolph being outside the mainstream reindeer community and being made fun of for being different, but where do you get the erotic part? Were there a few verses in there that I haven't heard?

And SPACE GLIDER, I'm absolutely horrified at the idea of that little tramp playing my Stevie. I can't even imagine it being anything resembling good. Even Lucy Lawless would do a better Stevie, but then again, she was the comedic genius who brought us the Stevie Nicks Fajita Roundup.