That is fucking hilarious Jasun. But I think you are looking at this the wrong way. Your family OBVIOUSLY has a GREAT sense of humor. Enjoy it.

Maintain this list for your entire life and you will have an heirloom to pass to future generations.



Btw, shampoo makes an excellent bubble bath substitute. Or you could always keep it around for guests. Plus it makes an excellent silicone lube remover.