;-)

This was from a straight porn movie shot last fall. It has a theme along the lines of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". I was on the set in my usual role as trusted legal adviser and ended up with the part of the heavy equipment operator who dug up the coffin. After opening the coffin and releasing the evil succubus, the bitch promptly kills me. I can honestly say "I did not have sex with that woman!" She goes on to have sex with and kill many men and women. Raven Riley saves the day, along with her very hot co-star who happens to look awesome in an out of his police uniform.

This little clip shows Simon who some of you already know, and yes, that is me, covered in fake blood and freezing my ass off in the coffin. The producers thought it would be fun to create a quick "Brokeback Mountain" collage of Simon and me, so there it is ;-)