Quote Originally Posted by Madame0120 View Post
It is a standing joke among prosecutors [and us former prosecutors] that we had the power to indict a ham sandwich

Of course you do, ya'll wrote the rules and the lauguage.

Roy explained how laws work to me, with salt and pepper shakers. It's really not about the salt & pepper shakers, but how to prove they are salt & pepper shakers.

Reading legal papers backwards helps too!

Well, it about the ketchup bottle too and if a prosecutor wants to make life hell for the ketchup bottle, he calls it a salt and pepper shaker and makes it defend itself to prove that it is NOT a salt and pepper shaker.