I wanna be a webmaster
With a porn website that's gay
I wanna be a webmaster
Lunch at Jeffrey's every day
I wanna be a webmaster
Sport a top hat and a cane
I wanna be a producer
And drive those bottom boys insane!

I wanna be a webmaster
And sleep until half-past two
I wanna be a webmaster
And watch all my sales renew.

I wanna be a producer
Party practically every night
I wanna be a producer
And see my name "Desslock" in lights!

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