I think it's all a crock. The world has gone mad.

If you're not a bear, fuck off, and don't apply for a job at my site. I wouldn't apply for a job in a hip hop store and I wouldn't be offended if I was told I was too white. I also wouldn't be offended if someone said I was too old and fat to be a twink -- I AM! People need to get over themselves. This kind of stuff essentially means that people should get whatever they want just because they think so.

I think I'm going to hit GQ tomorrow and see if I can appear on the cover in my Calvin's. I should be able to, why should all the model jobs go to the skinny guys. Bears have rights, too. Christ, get me a razor, it's time to open up a vein. Paris Hilton for President!

Michael