well you know the Mormons - there's money in them there hotel rooms....
have you ever ordered an alcoholic beverage in a Mormon owned hotel in Utah, they make this big deal about it and get the single serve bottle of liquor from a special, locked cabinet in plain view of the entire restaurant and parade it around like its St. John's head on a plate or something out of Solome (where's Norma Desmond when I need her? - mom, are you there?)....
and this is served by people who aren't suppose to buy or consume liquor - but, its ok to serve it and sell it - coffee too
they're so ceremonious - oh god, I think I'll have the wrath of the entire Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints coming down on me now... can't even go inside unless your a member of the church... and wasn't it Brigham Young who had 20 wives and 57 children - they really knew how to live back then didn't they....and we pornographers are the weird ones?
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