AJ said that for his lovely new Mercedes, the keys cost close to $1000 (but I think you get a set of two for that marvelous deal.) His previous Jetta was a steal at only $400.

My 1992 Civic keys cost $3.

I love the fact you can buy a state-of-the art laptop with 17" LCD display, 100GB hard drive, 1 gig of RAM for about $800, but a fucking CAR KEY costs $1000.

Why do people put up with this shit?