Quote Originally Posted by Squirt View Post
sarcasm suits you well! :broccoli:
Seriously -- you can buy a membership to an internet porn site for $20-$40 a month and if you jerk off to a new video every day and buy a new membership to a different site the next month you can have fresh porn every day. Some alternatives are buying the DVD ($40 but its only a few scenes and those get old after a few times) going to the bathhouse at $15 to $20 a trip, strippers that grab you by the ankles, shake out the change and you don't even get a blow job out of the deal, $10 a month to get on a hook-up site to hook and take your chances with flakes, and going to the bar where you can spend all night and lots of money only to increase your frustration level.

Internet porn is a good deal when you look at the overall picture!