Quote Originally Posted by SluggerJ View Post
I was also unaware that popping virgins was hell-worthy.
Yeah, and then there's all those DEGREES of virginity.

I mean when I was staying at Hedonism in the 90s I met about 20 "straight" guys who got drunk and told me they always wanted to get fucked.

So... since I was the first one to climb the mountain and plant the pole... does that mean that I took their "ass virginity," or since they already went sliding on the fish trough does that mean I was just the first one to make that "POP" sound and nothing more?