Quote Originally Posted by Paco View Post
Do any of us (get as much action as we'd like)? And, is it actually possible for us to satisfy our sexual cravings---can we nip that in the butt??


Sadly, once the beautiful cold weather arrives and then sweet and innocent lil snow flakes begin their plunge back to earth, I will be dusting off and hanging a Out Of Order sign on my zipper, again! Or would Gone Skiing make it feel less flaccid?

The (feel of the) sign. 'cause OutOfOrder does does scream I'm busted.

Ah! The life of a winter loving mountaineer can be so cold!
Awwww, well maybe you'll meet another snow bunny (is that like a gym bunny?) who loves shushing down the slopes as much as you do. Or maybe some gay ski team. Then you won't have to hang any sign on your zipper except for "Line Forms Here".