WRONG!

Any self-respecting gay man would drive to Miami for the weekend! If Florida is the asshole of the world (and it is) then Daytona is the bleeding hemorrhoid of the world!

We (the boyfriend and I) would drive to Miami EVERY WEEKEND to avoid the vapid wasteland of central Florida.

You might not have competition but there is a reason for that...and the reason is that there is NO MARKET for what you are selling my friend.