I think the ideal employee for a gay business owner is a middle-age married woman. The middle-age person has life experience to bring to any position, children are old enough to take care of themselves or out of the house so the employee does not need to take time away from work caring for ill children, and middle-age married women are often covered under their spouse's medical plan so you do not pay for health coverage. There is no chance of sex entering into the business equation anywhere.

I also like really ugly employees so I can be the prettiest one in the room.