Punch line for a straight joke

[DrChango]

A. Planned Parenthood

that's a good one

[basschick]

planned parenthood doesn't work for me since 80% of the time, the chick ha already been on the pill or implant for years and many guys carry condoms all the time. besides, even in long marriages most guys leave birth control up to the woman.

i'd say the feelings and breasts one would either work on a first date or after 6 months but honestly there is no "normal" thing straight people do on a third date, and without that you have no cliche that makes the joke work.

the potentially funny one is the first date because a lot of the time the woman would like for the two of them to get to know each other and the guy wants to get laid.

[DrChango]

planned parenthood doesn't work for me since 80% of the time, the chick ha already been on the pill or implant for years and many guys carry condoms all the time. besides, even in long marriages most guys leave birth control up to the woman.

i'd say the feelings and breasts one would either work on a first date or after 6 months but honestly there is no "normal" thing straight people do on a third date, and without that you have no cliche that makes the joke work.

the potentially funny one is the first date because a lot of the time the woman would like for the two of them to get to know each other and the guy wants to get laid.

planned parenthood would be funny in a lot of ways though...first date, good night kiss, second date sex--condom breaks, third date to planned parenthood for the morning after pill

[GayGeek]

I still think there's a joke in there somewhere.

I even talked to one of my straight brothers about this today. He said on the third date in reality he'd probably be trying to get her in bed (if he hasn't done so already).

He couldn't find a joke either. I'm sure there is one though.

--Aaron

[Teaser]

Q: What do straight people do on their third date?

A: Stop Shaving
B. Split the Bill
C. Don't answer the phone