I was stopped yesterday coming back from IML and one of my sex toys (a very small police baton) was classified as a weapon and they had to call the Chicago police and do a whole report. While I couldn't laugh at the time, it was funny to see straight TSA agents and police officers handling something I use as a dildo and having zero clue...

While some of the guys seemed like they had a baton up their ass, the guy who stopped me initially was incredibly nice and went out of his way to find tape for my carry-on bag when they insisted it be checked, and he even told me about a security check point that didn't have lines so I could get to my flight on-time. So it really depends on who you get going through your stuff...