Yeah I have a relative in law enforcement and he has a small extendable baton that he gave my mother to carry for protection. While I doubt this is what you were sticking up your ass they really carry a powerful punch.



Watching you get written up by the cops and hassled by airport security would be boring. I'd much rather see you get paddled black & blue & bloody :bunny:

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Yes, you would enjoy the fact I was hassled by them.

The reason they stopped me wasn't the baton, but the big padlocks I had in my luggage - they couldn't tell what they were. They just happened to find the baton. But the thing about the baton is you can hit someone with just about anything. It's not like it was a full-sized baton, so not all that dangerous.