Tell me why I should go see this movie?

The books ended 2 years ago, the book for this movie maybe 4 years ago...? We know all the outcomes.

The movie is 9 months past due (let alone the time since its' book), the good Harry Potter flicks were Christmas movies (Holiday vacation snow scenes and the metaphor of the baby sent to save the world), and now everyone except the Owl is dying off.

The only thing good about the last movie was its metaphor for the Bush/Cheney Administration.

The best film was Goblet of Fire, first for the hot Russian, and second for Robert Pattison.

The blond kid who plays Malfoy says he'd do naked work as Radcliffe has done, but I suspect that's another European short story...