Where's Luke?

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hey Chris, I sent you an email. As Bec mentioned, I am in Costa Rica for a few days with the in-laws. The internet here is terrible, its only available at night time. But its made up by the stunning beaches....

Oh..for goodness sake man..tell the TRUTH!

You walked into that bar where I told you to meet me wearing THAT GAWD awful dress again, so I took you into the back alley (after you removed the stilletos), and of course, it's taken you a couple of days to recuperate!

P.S. To those who do not know Luke's & my past, this COULD have happened!
Then again, it could have been a 420 flash back too!