Quote Originally Posted by QueerLust View Post
And I forgot, yes it would totally defeat the purpose.

I used to date a guy in the Army. He was a fucking flamer x3. He was so concerned about his image that he got married and had a kid before enlisting. The girl actually thought he was straight.

He thought he could pull of straight because of the ex-wife and kid.

The rainbow bracelet he wore on his wrist gave it all away.

Silly homos (me being one, of course)
Wait a minute...so he married, spawned, and then divorced just as a cover to further a military career...but then wore a rainbow bracelet around? Fucking seriously? What a retard. No, wait, I don't think retards would go to such lengths to accomplish a goal (regardless of whatever that goal may be) only to totally sabotage it with a frivolous and obviously counterproductive action.

Why did you date him, anyway? He sounds like the type of person that would be a monumental headache to have a relationship with. "Sorry I was late, I tied my own shoelaces together and tried to extricate myself by lighting my laces on fire...so, my house burned down, can I stay at your place?"