Quote Originally Posted by DrChango View Post
Wait a minute...so he married, spawned, and then divorced just as a cover to further a military career...but then wore a rainbow bracelet around? Fucking seriously? What a retard. No, wait, I don't think retards would go to such lengths to accomplish a goal (regardless of whatever that goal may be) only to totally sabotage it with a frivolous and obviously counterproductive action.

Why did you date him, anyway? He sounds like the type of person that would be a monumental headache to have a relationship with. "Sorry I was late, I tied my own shoelaces together and tried to extricate myself by lighting my laces on fire...so, my house burned down, can I stay at your place?"
LOL, clearly he wasn't long term material. I was young, dumb and horny. He was hot and served his purpose.

Yes, he did all of those things.

What is even weirder is how it ended. We were celebrating at a party at my friends house. From my friends bedroom door I hear screaming. I walk in and he's having hot wax poured on his back.

I still don't know what that was about. I said the fun was over and to sleep in my friends room.

He hung around for a few more weeks and I haven't seen or heard of him since.

It was always a little weird that it was him and his kid. Now that I am older I appreciate kids (and want one or two myself) but back then a kid was the furthest thing from my mind.

Conversations did go like Me: "hey, want to go to the club tonight?" Him: "Nah, I have the baby...we can come over and watch a DVD."

One of the huge benefits of being gay is that kids happen on your own schedule. You never wake up wondering if you got someone pregnant the night before.